“Cryin’ Over Spilt Milk”
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SHOCKING VIOLENCE IN ST. MARY'S!
Last night, Paradise City's Finest took down two of the leading 'mob' bosses that have begun to plague our good folk in recent times.Bernard "Bernie the Bruiser" McLaughlin, the notorious ex-boxer and leader of the so called Cabbageville Mob, along with Thomas "Tommy the Snake" Kinney, head of the Southbridge Rats, were both arrested at Chan's Dairy Farm Trucking Co., the scene of a dreadful and bloody fire-fight between the two gangs.
Also arrested were two low-life thugs from the Southbridge Rats, brothers Jon-Patrick and Conor Looney. Both had apparently taken a severe beating when police found them.
The bullet ridden bodies of four other gangsters were found at the scene. These have been identified by police as:
Daley "Dint" Colbeck
"Mad Dog" Patrick Nee
Gordon "Buddy" O'Brien
of the Southbridge Rats and
Wilfred "Large Wil" Delaney
of the Cabbageville Mob.
Madam Chan was allegedly also at the location but no witnesses could confirm this.
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Here's how it went down...The Low Down:
"The Cabbageville Mob" aka The McLaughlin Brothers -
Rumour has it that the low life gang going by the moniker “The Southbridge Rats” have recently acquired a small warehouse and trucking depot somewhere to the north of St. Mary’s (that’s Cabbageville to you and me Boyo). This is our turf!
Our ‘man on the ground’, Louis “Lumpy” Lepke, has had a nose around the joint and its clear they are using it as a stop off point to bring booze into the city.
As an added complication, it seems that Thomas “Tommy the Snake” Kinney and his boys are somehow working with Madame Chan (from Chinatown) and her ‘Chan’s Dairy Farm’ trucks, as she has been spotted there getting all chummy like with the Snake.
Plan is this – we need to take down / take over this little operation before The Rats can get a foothold in our territory. Just make sure you don’t hurt Chan as we don’t want to upset the Chinese gangs…yet!
Bernard "Bernie the Bruiser" McLaughlin
Wilfred "Large Wil" Delaney
Joe "Rockball" O'Rourke
George "Georgie" McLaughlin
Cornelia "Connie" Hughes
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| l-r: B McLaughlin, W Delaney, J O'Rourke, G McLaughlin, C Hughes |
"The Southbridge Rats" -
We have been canny enough to sneak into the territory of the McLaughlin Brothers (the so called “Cabbageville Mob”) and, right under their noses, set up a little operation to bring booze into the city.
It’s not much, just a few old buildings and a yard, but its perfectly placed to receive the finest moonshine shipments from Jim-Bob Hendrick and Big Chuck, from up the northern county.
We are getting a little help from the Chinese Tongs in the form of trucks from ‘Chan’s Dairy Farm’ and old Madam Chan herself is at the warehouse tonight to talk distribution.
Now, here’s how it is - word has it from our snoop that the McLaughlin Brothers are onto us and a raid could come at any time. Lets be ready for ‘em!
Thomas "Tommy the Snake" Kinney
Daley "Dint" Colbeck
"Mad Dog" Patrick Nee
Max "Big Maxie" Greenburg
Gordon "Buddy" O'Brien
Jon-Patrick "Loon" Looney
Conor Looney
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| l-r: T Kinney, D Colbeck, P Nee, M Greenburg, G O'Brien, JP Looney, C Looney |
The Location:
Old disused warehouse, North St. Mary's.
Patrick Nee watches over affairs with his tommy gun at the ready.
Buddy O'Brien guards the west gate.
The Looney brothers are only armed with bats but they know how to use 'em.
Thomas, Dint and Madam Chan discuss the deal...all seems quiet...
The Tale:
'Torpedo' Large Wil Delaney is the first of the Cabbageville Mob to get into the action. Sneaking up along the wire fence, poor Buddy O'Brien didn't even see it coming...Delaney plugs the young hoodlum in the chest with his .45. Buddy goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Before anyone can even think about reacting, Rockball O'Rourke slips into the compound behind the office building and levels his tommy gun.
Bruiser McLaughlin is next to step in. With a surprising light foot for a man of his size, he sprints across from the west gate to join Rockball and draws his old army service pistol.
Georgie McLaughlin and Connie Hughes have in the meantime made their way into the compound via the south gate. Connie runs forward with her shotgun at the ready as Georgie levels his rifle.
Across the way, Tommy the Snake and Dint Colbeck draw their pistols but linger where they stand looking confused. Madam Chan is most displeased...
Rockball O'Rourke takes aim at the Rats while they stand there in the open and lets loose with a blaze of lead!
Poor Dint Colbeck cops most of the "Chicago Typewriter's" hail of death and a violent spray of crimson erupts where his head once was, showering anyone nearby with red!
Terrified, the civilian workers who see this decide their shift is over and begin to scram.
Even the hardened Tommy the Snake finds this too much and dives for cover behind the nearest van with Madam Chan in tow.
Unable to get a clear shot on anyone, Georgie and Connie sneak forward.
Tommy the Snake fires a couple of shots at the direction of the fire but can't hit a thing...
Large Wil Delaney, cold hearted bastard that he is, steps up to Buddy O'Brien, who is still writhing on the floor in agony, and pops another cap in the poor kids head. Just to be sure like.
This dastardly deed also proves to be Large Wil's downfall. As he steps out of cover to finish off Buddy O'Brien, Mad Dog (he's just nuts) Patrick Nee spots an opportunity...and sprays the beige suited Torpedo with his tommy gun!
"Take dat youse muddaf.....!!"
Tommy the Snake regains his composure and fires at Rockball...
...but Rockball lives up to his name and not a shot hits. He leans around the side of the office building to mock The Snake.
Meanwhile, Bernie McLaughlin has casually strolled around the other side of the building to deal with the two Looney brothers. He pops a couple of caps at them but they dig in deep behind some large crates.
Seeing their chance, Jon-Patrick and Conor leap the crates and charge into Bernie all shouty like, bats swinging as they go.
Meanwhile across the way, Mad Dog Patrick Nee, full of confidence after watching Large Wil take a dirt nap, slowly creeps around a large stack of crates...he knows there's another shooter out there and Nee is gonna send 'em over the big ridge...
The last known photograph of Mad Dog Patrick Nee.
Nee sprints across the yard to the cover of a small truck, lurches round the corner and opens up with the tommy gun, spraying the place with a crazy glint in his eye...
...and misses with every shot! Georgie McLaughlin looks up in disbelief, raises his rifle and plugs poor shocked Nee between the eyes!
Sirens begin to wail in the distance...seems the little encounter has attracted some unwanted attention from Paradise City's finest.
Madam Chan has seen enough and makes a run for it. Georgie and Connie also decide its time to slip back into the night before the cops arrive.
Rockball makes one last spray with his ol' faithful TG, blazing away in Kinney's general direction. He doesn't wait around to see the results of his endeavour and makes his getaway.
As it turns out, that last shot clipped poor Kinney in the leg. He struggles to make his exit via the warehouse but is not quick enough to get away from the boys of the 1st Precinct.
Big Maxie Greenburg hides inside the warehouse. Lucky for him the cops don't spot him there and Kinney, literally a couple of yards away, doesn't give him up...
The cops also round up the beaten and bruised Looney brothers and after a minor scuffle, Bernie McLaughlin too. Bernie seemed to be enjoying himself beating on the poor Looney boys, so much so he forgot to run away with the rest of the gang to their waiting car.
So, in all a resounding victory for the Cabbageville Mob. Three dead on the Southbridge Rats side, their boss and two sluggers facing time in the big house. Poor Large Wil Delaney will of course be missed by the Cabbageville mob (but then again he was a mean son of a bitch) but more-so, loosing the boss to the cops is not ideal...time to call in some favours and buy off a Judge maybe?
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An excellent first game of Mad Dogs With Guns. The rules are simple to pick up, frenetic and very deadly if you are not careful. The random, card driven, group / side activation and then the potential to interrupt the other players activation adds to the unpredictable nature of the game. Using cover and sneaking, Robafett really got the drop on me. He also lucked out with several activation cards allowing his smaller group to overwhelm me pretty quickly and took out my Torpedo with a blaze of tommy gun fire!
One of my favourite aspects of the game is the loose campaign system. As discussed in a previous post this is pretty fluid and a lot of the 'action' doesn't even have to take place on the tabletop. There is almost an RPG element to this part of the game so it does rely on a little feedback from the players.
Just because your boss has been captured it does not mean they are out of the game, depending of course on your influence with the local city officials. At this early stage nobody 'owns' any of the Judges or other officials, yet...
Hopefully we can move the campaign game forward and string a few tabletop encounters together but this is a nice easy game and captures the feel of a mini mob war quite nicely.
For Robafetts excellent write up of the game check out Cabbages & Rats on his blog.
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